Going forward, the Vault will become a grab bag of items too short to sustain their own features. Today, it’s home to the following five pieces of concept art, discussed in the Irrational Behavior podcast’s premier episode, that show what BioShock might have been.
Dog in a Wheelchair
Before BioShock’s “gatherers” became Little Sisters in an artistic process characterized by false starts and filled garbage bins, they were sea slugs. Nobody empathized with the creatures enough to care whether they lived or died. When the call went out to come up with a character that players would pity, Lead Artist Shawn Robertson submitted this insipid image of a Doberman in a wheelchair. The illustration is now infamous at the studio, although Shawn insists that fellow artist Scott Sinclair’s “frog with the funnel in its anus” is more embarrassing by far.
Frog with a Funnel in its Anus
Before BioShock’s “gatherers” became Little Sisters in an artistic process characterized by false starts and filled garbage bins, they were sea slugs. Nobody empathized with the creatures enough to care whether they lived or died. When the call went out to come up with a character that players would pity, Art Principal Scott Sinclair submitted this insipid image of a toad with a funnel and sun tea jug attached to its anus. Scott insists that fellow artist Shawn Robertson’s “dog in a wheelchair” is more embarrassing by far.
Gatherer
The original BioShock “gatherer” — based on a sea slug — was later replaced by the Little Sister.
SloProFum
SloProFum, the studio’s internal name for this prototype Big Daddy variant that mauled players with an enormous hook and fired iron bearings from a barrel, stands for “slow projectile/fucked-up melee.” Hear how the design didn’t work on this month’s Irrational Behavior podcast.
Stay Puft Bouncer
Initially reluctant to add a drill arm to the Bouncer Big Daddy variant at Creative Director Ken Levine’s insistence, artists Nate Wells and Robb Waters started exchanging a series of images in which they attached marshmallows, human butts, and other items to the character’s hand.







vonbraun | January 23, 2010 11:35 am
lol the dog is far more embarrasing imo
theend69 | January 23, 2010 9:49 pm
wow this just shows that your teams creativity exceeds my expectations.
nickjesz | January 25, 2010 12:12 am
Growing up i lived next store to a older married couple who in fact had a dog in a wheel chair; I was scared of it.
merylvinchi | January 28, 2010 10:11 am
I Have To Applaud The Artist Who Drew These ,
Even Tho They Didn’t Get Put In The Game, There Just Flat Out Incredible!
beatlemeyer | February 1, 2010 11:00 pm
Post some more pics of the various attachments, I want to see the “human butt”. haha
honkwas | February 2, 2010 3:59 pm
If you like this, check out this old gamesradar article about the evolution of bioshock’s art
http://www.gamesradar.com/f/the-evolution-of-bioshock/a-20071012162535562068
perfectdarkling | February 12, 2010 11:40 pm
The Frog with a Funnel in its Anus is the best.
mrmcwtf | February 23, 2010 7:24 pm
The dog you can actually pity, but the frog? Really?
mrmcwtf | February 23, 2010 7:25 pm
The dog you can pity, but the frog? Really?
mekcasig | February 25, 2010 1:24 pm
The dog give me creeps!!
March 17, 2010 7:21 pm
[...] to the creation of our favorite tiny gatherers, Little Sisters, that started off with the idea of a dog in a wheelchair. For the full explanation of the BioShock concepts that could’ve been, check out their [...]
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March 18, 2010 7:14 pm
[...] continua nos revelando boas curiosidades e conceitos antigos da franquia BioShock. Após mostrar alguns projetos como o cachorro na cadeira de rodas e um sapo com um recipiente em seu ânus, agora foram revelados [...]
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July 4, 2010 12:55 pm
[...] & Bioshock2: Irrational Behaviour podcast. (Link alla home, la pagina del podcast ha problemi) Cani in carozzina e Rane con gli imbuti nel sedere: l’evoluzione delle sorelline. I documenti di design di Bioshock ( Parte 1 | Parte 2) Unboxing Bioshock 2 Special [...]
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invader | August 16, 2010 3:39 am
“Frog with a Funnel up its Anus”. I lol’d.
andrewu | September 5, 2010 9:07 am
I think we can all agree we would like some
Frog with a funnel up its anus , DLC patch
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magicmaker | March 17, 2011 11:18 pm
Ahhh the original dog in wheelchair.. wanted to compare it to the shirt version.
rabbit | April 5, 2011 2:48 am
I really want to own a frog wih a funnel in it’s anus…not a real one, but a squeeze toy one. I would keep it in the bathroom.